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✕Worst. Movie. Ever. | Say What?
✕Many moons ago, in the storied yesteryear of D2C, there was a room. And in that room was a bunch of nerds. And those nerds got to talking (as nerds sometimes do) about the many, many terrible movies they'd seen over the years.
A plan was hatched: A 64-feature single-elimination tournament, designed to determine once and for all, which was truly the worst film they'd seen. Lists were made, laughs were had, but soon it was all but forgotten.
However, in the waning months of 2015, those original manuscripts were unearthed (during a futile attempt to organize a desk) and thus, this site was born. We'll have a new pairing of movies each day, until we whittle the list of 64 down to just one truly heinous motion picture. Which will then be screened at some as-yet-undetermined time and place at which point it will be brutally mocked anew.
Join us, won't you?
Author's Note: According to Jacob, 'Fateful Findings' is empirically the worst movie ever, but it is simply too startlingly amateurish to include in this endeavor (as it would likely wipe the floor with the other entrants on the strength of this poster alone). Time allowing, it will be screened with this year's Worst. Movie. Ever. as part of a double feature.
Other Selection Criteria: There wasn't really any rhyme or reason to the choices that fateful season, simply that it had to stick out to the person choosing it as particularly dreadful, and that it appeared (at least on the surface) that the filmmakers were intending that their work have some degree of entertainment value. The bracket itself is randomly chosen, so some choices will (we suspect) be more difficult than others. Some films will be so clearly superior that they will have no chance of advancing, while others may squeak through simply by being only slightly more abysmal than their opponent (we're looking at you Snakes on a Plane).
Since total incompetence isn't typically the domain of the victorious, instead of naming a winner for each pairing we will simply declare the film with the most votes to be 'not good.'